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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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just accepted a job offer while stoned. get on my level. 

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Nineteen - Tegan and Sara

Marissa look! Veggie humor! <3

Marissa look! Veggie humor! <3

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Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.
Chris Brogan (via joliesauvage)

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Procrastinating is easy when you have a distraction. 25,39,45
meganstuart meganstuart Said:

25. What is wrong with you right now?
I have to get up in 6 hours for work and I’m already stressing about it. (Also I really like a boy who lives an entire time zone away but I’m mostly just too excited that he likes me to be bummed that he’s not here) 

39. If someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
Aforementioned boy. I would also accept cuddles from the kitties at Shelby’s house

45. Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yeah, lately I get it a lot from older customers when I work register at work